You! Get Back in the Dating Pool!

Aaaaand, we're back. Me and the Ninja Turtles and the Blue Gremlin of Fate.

I had a bit of a dilemma where I started dating this really great woman, but I wanted to respect her privacy so I didn't post things about our relationship here. So, I just didn't post for a while. But now, great news for you, we broke up! (Maybe not so much for me, but I suppose it's Yin and Yang and ... why is the Yin Yang symbol reminding me of Hostess cupcakes?)

Warning: I stole this from the Internets

Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, well, it's time to start blogging about my (lack of a) dating life again!

Just to depress myself, I went back to my old dating sites. I didn't even polish or update my old profile. I suppose I didn't feel like putting in the effort. Well, I did update one picture, I think. Anyway, so I've been thinking lately, that maybe I don't want one of those beautiful cosplay-obsessed girls that look fantastic as Batgirl or Poison Ivy or Gamma Radiated Margaret Thatcher. They are simply always swarmed by fan boys, and I imagine this gives them a big head. Besides that, they are always swarmed by fan boys, so it would be hard to keep them, I would think. In fact, I just had a dream about this last night. I married some fan girl in a quick, bizarre ceremony (in a college dorm, where we were moving to) and then she proceeded to obsess about her every costume, sew and shop all the time, and practice for cosplay skits, leaving zero time for me. Forget WoW Widows, I was a Cosplay Widower!

Google search for "WoW Widow", also stolen

I'd still like to have an outstanding geek girl that would watch anime, play video games, sword fight, and LARP... hopefully even with me at times! I think what I'm looking for right now is someone nice, but also someone with drive, to do things beyond gaming and hobbies. So, I searched a popular dating site for some terms I thought might help.

Genius:            0 results
Extraordinary:  0 results

Okay. Maybe I'll try to find someone with similar interests to me, so I'll search for "anime."

Hello, my name is Jenny, I am a professional Dominatrix and an aspiring voice actor. 

Or, I suppose, I could become a hermit.